hockey shirt

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.

"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"

by The Rust Of Tydes July 6, 2004

Yeshiva League Hockey

Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.

“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
“Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”

by Betx2 January 24, 2019

Hockey Dumpy Syndrome

When a Hockey player works a specific set of muscle while playing hockey, causing them to have an unbelievably fat ass, that no longer fits in a pair of pants.

"DANG number 31 got that hockey dumpy syndrome for real!"

by HockeyDumpySyndromeAwareness December 18, 2022

Pocket Hockey

The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.

"Yo did you hear that Ashton won Pocket Hockey Championship" "No but I heard he had 21 tip slips.

by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020

Tonsilless hockey

When one or both of people had their tonsils removed and they are French kissing (kissing with tongues). It's like tonsil hockey except there's no tonsils.

Fernando (without tonsils): Let's make out!

Cassandra (with tonsils): OK!

*proceeds to tongue kiss and play tonsilless hockey.

by CynderFanclub January 1, 2023

Hockey Cologne

This is a tearm used by us hockey players that describes the smell and scent of our sweat-soked gear. Can be most noticeable when a player opens his equipment bag in the lockerroom and begins to dress up. A few other place's one can smell hockey cologne is when players come out of the lockerroom or when your sitting neer the glass and a group of players get hung-up in the corner and also at home when your drying out your gear.

"Dude, whats that smell?"
"Oh, Thats hockey cologne"
"Hockey cologne? Whats that?"
"The smell of my sweaty hockey gear drying out from lastnights game"
"Wow, it stinks"
"Yeah, We sweat our ass off under all that gear."

by MICHIGAN HOCKEY JOCK April 15, 2008

hockey boy

The Canadian term for a fuckboy. They play hockey and wear khakis with their hats on their foreheads. A boy who plays hockey but isn't a fuckboy is a hockey kid, not a hockey boy.

"I'm a hockey kid, but I'm not a hockey boy. I respect women."

by dontyattmedale December 16, 2019