Hubernation

The act of going into a state akin to Hibernation, and yet doing it in such a fashion that one becomes very much like a person named Hubert.

Cinnamon: I'm going into Hubernation.
Aqua: Oh, that's very Hubert like of you, don't sleep too long.
Cinnamon: *snores*

Hubernation by Aqua Markwin June 29, 2021

hibernation 

when having sex with a girl, your inside her pussy for so long your dick gets soft.falling asleep whilst this is happening is not uncommon

Robbert- "dude did you Hook up with that bittie?
Joey- "yea but I couldnt bust a nut so I just went into hibernation.

hibernation by jwizyadig September 28, 2010

Hibernationship 

A relationship entered into for the sole purpose of relieving the perils of boredom during the 2020 Covid 19 lockdowns.

She’s not my future wife but she’s perfect for a hibernationship until Corona fucks off.

Hibernationship by seethesea75 March 27, 2020

Extreme Hibernation 

(n.) The process of sleeping untill your brain is mush in the matter of hours, because it's an extreme process that takes bears all winter, which protects their brains, but humans only 6-12 hours.

Billy tried to use extreme hibernation, and now he's in a coma.

Extreme Hibernation by Socretez January 4, 2008

vaginal hibernation 

The period of time while a woman is on birth control and ceases to menstruate.

Girl 1: Have you started your period again?
Girl 2: No I'm still on vaginal hibernation.

vaginal hibernation by Kaiser32 May 31, 2007

Fornication Hibernation 

The tenancy for men to fall asleep after having sex.

Evan: Sorry I'm late, Julie was over this afternoon, got stuck in Fornication Hibernation.

Ryan: It's cool dude, happens to the best of us

Fornication Hibernation by OrangeryWarden March 29, 2011

Hobernation 

The period between mid-autumm and mid-spring when most women bundle up and expose less skin.

I love spring. All the girls start coming out of hobernation.

Hobernation by Lexoh January 14, 2021