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Hipsternik

As hipster emulates many fads and trends of the past, trying to make them their own, a hipsternik takes this cycle to yet another level by trying to emulate a hipster. However they do not participate in communal hipster activities and lack the intellectual awareness.

They have the physical appearance of a Hipster, without the social, political and idealogical mores.

Essentially, a Hipsternik is to Hipster what a Beatnik is to Beat.
Instead of participating the important hipster pastime of rummaging through crates at thrift stores, hipsterniks take the fast train and buy vintage-esque clothing from popular clothing chains like Urban Outfitters, Forever 21 and Pacsun.
by Flemniks September 3, 2012
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hipstergaters

A word commonly used in place of goodbye, or see ya later.
Best used when leaving a group chat.
"Cya later, hipstergaters!"
by superedgyboi69-10+10-3+4-1=69g February 7, 2017
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hipstersexual

A straight, usually white, male whose sexuality is a celebration of the mediocre.

A hipstersexual finds corpulence and imperfection appealing in women. Conversely, nice skin and regular facial features are thought to make a woman look "fake" or like a "robot". Thinness makes her look "like a man". Being striking makes her look either "like a robot" OR "like a man".

Hipstersexuality is in essence a gender pathology:
- because the men themselves are striking, immaculate, and usually thin, they view these things as masculine traits.
- being understated and unassuming are hallmarks of classical femininity.

See also chubby chaser.
"Jenny Lewis is regarded by hipster culture as the apex of female beauty, while Eleanor Friedberger doesn't even get a second glance. LOL."
"Yeah, that's hipstersexuality for you."
by interneter May 11, 2010
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hipsterpotamus

A hippopotamus living in an urban zoo unsheltered from mainstream culture.

Also a fat hipster.
Zookeeper: A hipsterpotamus and many other species of hipsterpotami tend to sport thick black-framed shades while basking in their warm shit-infested pond.

Orson: Sick.
by Paco43 July 18, 2011
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hipsternation

Noun: a state of confusion and dismay that occurs when a hipster realizes what they are.
A hipster on the road to recovery will typically stop at hipsternation.

Hipsternation can lead to a reaffirmation of hipsteric tendencies combined with mainstream culture to create a hybrid hipster (i.e. hipster-hopper, hipster-gangsta, etc.)
by SaltySand October 26, 2010
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Hipsterween

Halloween celebrated on the night of November 1st. Usually partaken by hipsters who are too cool to celebrate Halloween on October 31st.
You don't know about Hipsterween? Legend tells of a second Halloween night, on November 1st. When the frat boys are home hungover in bed, the hipsters will rise from their hollows and walk the streets in obscure costumes with inside references that you just don't understand.
by SRVlives2424 November 1, 2014
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hipstersexual

One who believes that "real relationships" are too mainstream
"Gross, why would you go to the movies with your girlfriend when you can listen to indie music in my bat cave?" ~ Anonymous hipstersexual man
by TheTruthWriter99 January 27, 2011
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