a district school in long island, new york where the boys and girls come together to smoke wax , juuls , myles etc etc and we have such a nicotine addiction that the school put up posters in the classrooms and the bathrooms after the old posters got taken down. nicotine addictions are basically contagious here, as many cloutchasers end up with them. we come together from the poor part of woodmere , the mediocre part of hewlett and the rich part of hewlett harbor and learn in a school with half shitty and half great teachers. we’re forced to wear our ids and thank gosh not forced to eat the school lunch, which actually honestly isnt that bad. the parties here are mediocre, actually,.. lowkey really bad. the cliques we are known for are the japs - both boys and girls. although we arent the Most jappy school on long island, we’re pretty bad. we rival lawrence and we are very very different from them. life in hewlett is a life unforgettable.
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A once great technology company that probably makes the majority of its money in the enterprise sector while designing and manufacturing inferior-quality consumer-level products with horrifically poor customer support.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
A recent example is the wave of HP- and Compaq-branded laptops with wifi and video failures out-of-warranty; HP's only response is to either fix the machine for two-thirds what the customer paid or suggest a replacement...paid for by the customer, of course.
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