by onisionsmellslikehotdogwater April 4, 2020
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You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.
You are not feeling optimistic about the heterosexual dating scene, and you do not think it will ever change in a positive way.
Person 1: I do not date anymore, I cannot take the disappointment and grieve everytime a meet someone new. It is better to be alone than all that unpaid emotional labour dealing with the bullshit
Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.
Person 2: Ah I see, you are dealing with heteropessimism.
by djleen October 22, 2019
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When you are only sexually, aesthetically, physically, or romantically attracted to Dress-code Jamie’s.
Brody: “I’m HeteroLeteroSexual!”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
Kenny: “What does that mean?”
Brody: “You know Dress-code Jamie? Yeah, I love that girl.”
by rochi November 21, 2019
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I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.
Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.
Dude, it's not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I'm heteroflexible.
by KingdomO October 12, 2010
Get the heteroflexible mug.A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.
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