A heterofest is an event in which only heterosexuals, and usually in large number, participate in. Heterofests can be found anywhere, but are more common in the old confederate states of the southern United States.
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A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."
For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.
by jeffbo May 25, 2009
Get the Latent Heterosexual mug.The physical and psychological distance a non gay man needs to keep to another man at all times. (May vary depending on the situation)
Facebook update:"I'm (male) lying listening to my friend farting in his sleep".
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
No homo! You need to keep your heterosexual distance man!
by Ovinor January 12, 2011
Get the Heterosexual distance mug.'Hetero' means 'of the opposite'. Therefore, Hetero-sexual means 'attracted to someone of the opposite sex'. Heterosexuality is shared between a male and female and vise-versa. This is also reffered to as 'straight'.
Korben always knew that he was heterosexual; he discovered this on his first day of Kindergarten when he 'fell in love' with the most beautiful girl in his grade: Jessica.
Jessica always knew that she was heterosexual; she discovered this on her first day of Kindergarten when she 'fell in love' with the most handsome boy in her grade: Korben.
(They are now married.)
Lol :).
Jessica always knew that she was heterosexual; she discovered this on her first day of Kindergarten when she 'fell in love' with the most handsome boy in her grade: Korben.
(They are now married.)
Lol :).
by A.L.E. June 18, 2018
Get the Heterosexual mug.Someone who has a fragile heterosexuality believes that hanging around, talking, and or experiencing anything that is gay would convert them/associate them with being gay. Hence the name fragile heterosexuality, because it's easy to break.
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Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.
A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.
This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
For Example:
Someone who would have a strong heterosexuality would be able to indulge in gay jokes, gay media, and or experience a gay moment without fear of becoming gay, because they know they are straight. Someone who has fragile heterosexuality would avoid the situation as a whole or be homophobic when confronted in fear of that conversion.
A common trend with people with fragile heterosexuality is that they think every gay person is out to get them. That any gay person they meet will have a crush on them.
This begs the question; are they really misinformed/raised that way, or are they in the closet.
Example1:
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.
Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?
Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
Alex: Hey want to watch that show called queer eye, it's just a bunch of dudes helping people out through tough times.
John: Nah I don't watch that kind of stuff.
Alex: Like heartfelt life turn arounds and stuff?
John: no, not that, just the name, and those people you know. I don't watch that stuff
Alex: How fragile can someone's Hetero sexuality be.
Example2:
Rory: Yo bro we can get some extra community hours by helping out at the gay veterans event.
Lee: No dude, I'm not going there to be associated with that crowd. Let's do something else.
Rory: What? Is your heterosexuality fragile?
Example3:
Liz: Hey do you want to talk about it, I didn't mean to bump you.
Sarah: What are you going to do, make out with me?
Liz: No, I'm just trying to help. What a fragile heterosexuality.
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1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking
1. Makes others uncomfortable or
2. Makes you want to pimp slap them
Unlike heterosexual, which is simply the attraction to the opposite sex.
Heterosexual™ is most likely used in texts or while posting and not in speech, though a minority does say "Heterosexual tm" while speaking
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