Heredia

One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.

"Her... herd... How's your last name pronounced?"

"Heredia!"

"Oh..."

by crazyjungledude February 23, 2009

Heading for the pink

Acting in a manner that is very camp. This kind of behaviour is often evident with metrosexuals.

John loved to get his hair done at the hairdressers a bit too much, everyone thinks he's heading for the pink

by pulcher_sum September 5, 2005

Heading Down to the Firing Range

A euphemism for female masturbation.

Melissa needs to relieve some tension, so she's 'heading down to the firing range'.

by Pneumatic August 27, 2009

Herdie

the addition of a new slang word/phrase within a community's vernacular that results in everybody using it after a short period of time

A: "I started saying 'ya dig' a few weeks ago and now everybody Is saying it!"

B: "it's a herdie now ya dig"

by leonides11 March 25, 2020

headie connection

the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.

Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."

by john himself September 5, 2008

will herding

A two timing, ratting out little prick who will get some from any living piece of meat with a vagina, but especialy gorillas and fire crotches, nazis are also accepted.

also known for his Hair and weight lifting OCDs.

See prick

1. That kids such a douche.
ya, what a will herding.

2. I totally pulled a will herding last night.

by Study Hall April 10, 2008

headies

A type of cannabis typically referring to the c. sativa strain, headies are the royalty of cannabis. As opposed to the lower body high of beasters (typically c. indica), headies provide a heady high (as the name would suggest), allowing for more physical function under the influence. Most low grade cannabis does not provide the same kind of lightness of being that headies create. Thus, headies are preferred among cannabis connoisseurs everywhere. Smoking too much of the headies will probably result in a loss of brain cells and increase your usage of phrases such as "the other day," and "this one time." Then again, who really gives a shit if you can function?

I got some dank headies the other day, I was high for like 5 hours!

by Hannah the Phish July 29, 2008