A hampel

The act of pulling a stupid face and responding to stupid question in a sarcastic manner

Tommy pulled a hampel in response to timmys question

by Piesexual June 30, 2014

Hemel Hempstead

Shity town full of shitty people who all manage to believe they rule the place.

i was talking to solo and i told him Hemel Hempstead is the second-worst place after Philly.

by Fuckyoutichansky May 9, 2020

hemelee

A man who likes to play video games and sports such as football. Attractive to sexy girls and cars is important to him. He might also have an intelligent mind.

I like you Hemelee.

I like Hemelee boys.

As clever as Hemelee

by Baby gunawan December 27, 2017

Hemper

A person with an occupation in the hemp industry, including growing hemp, processing hemp into derivative products such as oils, cbd, other cannabinoid isolates, and fiber, and crafting with and/or selling these hemp derived products.

My friend left his day job to start growing hemp and became a full-time hemper.

by Wisconsin Hempery July 5, 2019

Hemped

Past tense of hemp except to mean help or in this case, helped. Made up by the Hempstress at the first of it's kind hemp shop at the Rochester public market district in western NY, USA.

I was fully hemped at the hemp shop, located down at the Rochester public market district in western NY, by the hempster and his hempstress.

by #mrshempstress October 10, 2019

Heupel's Son

All around outdoor man who is a natural born cold blooded killer. If you are a deer, stay far far away from this savage. Give him an LPVO and a handful of 300blk and he will rule the world. Although he has no experience carrying, he will surely tell you that safeties are unnecessary on your EDC because his safety is between his ears.

You better watch out for Heupel's son, word around town is he secretly sucks cocks.

by seth's dad May 8, 2021

Simon Hemel

His hair looks like a horses pubic hair and a lions main. We could probably land a jumbo jet on his hair

ey ur a goat you must be simon hemel

by Marmalade December 8, 2019