Heberto

A chill easy going guy, unbelievable cool, has many talents, and extremely handsome.

“Did you see Heberto?”

“Duhh I couldn’t keep my eyes off of him!”

by Yung herb April 24, 2021

hemaroid hitman

A guy who loves to have anal sex, this can be with gay or straight couples if you think about it..

Angie: My ass is still killig from last night.

Louise: Why? what did you do you dirty cow?

Angie: David rammed me all night, i thik he might be gay. He's a total hemaroid hitman.

by Bam Voyage June 21, 2008

Helmer

People who claim to not be gay but secretly (obviously) are.

Person 1: He's not gay he's a Helmer!

by mycockslong February 11, 2022

Jan Helmer

Writer of the book Pythagoras and also one of the worst rated teachers, legend has it he once in his 183 thousand years of life, Killed a student and ate the body on the spot in the class. Now he is known for having a total of 73 children in his basement and having married one of them, the youngest

Have you heard about the new Jan Helmer in town?

by Nor your mother February 14, 2022

jerkin-gerkin-heimer

Adolescent boy who has pictures of naked women on his bedroom walls.

Man, that kid with the nudy posters is such a jerkin-gerkin-heimer. gerkin-heimergerkin heimer

by rbnightmare May 18, 2009

hemen

A trendy girl who’s got a unique name, she’s quite humorous and popular. Everyone tried to talk to her at once and people end up getting jealous. She laughs at everything and often says the phrase “and I oop-“

Girl: hey you know that girl hemen?

Girl 2: yeah! She’s from the popular group with all ‘me popular kids!
Girl: yea she’s soo overrated but still very funny
Girl 2: hahahahaha true!

by yukito September 2, 2019

heimer syndrome

To use metaphors non-stop such as using 7 or more metaphors in a 1 hour lecture.

Man, he musta used at least 20 metaphors on that lecture of the big bang theory. He must be suffering from the heimer syndrome

by Thebigbangtheroy August 31, 2009