help me? 

im not ok? am i real? save me? what is the in the corner of my room?

are you here to help me?

help me? by bunnythetransboy May 19, 2021

Help me grow my beard 

When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy

Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”

Help me grow my beard by anonymous August 28, 2021

help me i'm being eaten by bears

A word in which you use when being eaten by bears.

Oh my god it's coming closer! Help me I'm being eaten by bears!

help me i'm being eaten by bears by ScintillaScoundrel December 16, 2013

help me please 

help please i'm dynig i'm gonna die please pllhplerplepl hpaelplsease please

me: help me please im dying pleapsleplaseplase heartatkkc

help me please by Jack156 October 5, 2019

help me help me please 

used when you is in need of help in a funny situation.

o im finna die,help me help me please?!

help me help me please by prenstonbig May 3, 2017

help me pls 

When you try your best but you don't suceed..

IDIOT: help me pls me drowning in cheese

Me: .. No ..

help me pls by amdoingalazy September 16, 2018

help me im stuck in the basement

help pls

help me im stuck in the basement

help me im stuck in the basement by Johnny my boy 123 June 15, 2021