Everytime a good song plays on my radio, my bitch, Chelsea Handler, starts doin' the Van Helsing and totally fucks up any chance of me enjoying the song.
Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
Thankfully, I have a conversion van, so I can redeem the displeasure by pulling over and fucking her brains out!
by B. A. Baracus June 13, 2006
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handicappet person, men også brukt som kjellsord.
kan brukes i sammenhenger som for eksempel at Rolf tar den beste skiven i matpakken din når han spør om en, og du sier ja, men ikke den skiven, eller når læreren din tar blyanten din etter du har tegnet på hele pulten.
kan brukes i sammenhenger som for eksempel at Rolf tar den beste skiven i matpakken din når han spør om en, og du sier ja, men ikke den skiven, eller når læreren din tar blyanten din etter du har tegnet på hele pulten.
by oddkårejhonnybob January 24, 2011
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She is often found having affairs with multiple older partners.
She is often found having affairs with multiple older partners.
Bro 1:"Yo, man! why is that girl kissing her dad so intensely! That is seriously messed up "
Bro 2:"Nah bro, you got it all wrong, she is banging that old man, she´s a hemsing!"
Bro 1:"Ow man, that´s still messed up"
Bro 2:"Nah bro, you got it all wrong, she is banging that old man, she´s a hemsing!"
Bro 1:"Ow man, that´s still messed up"
by Thyrone B.D. March 31, 2014
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Get the Heidinger mug.A greasy person who often wears the same clothes for weeks in a row and smells of body odor from anywhere from 0 to 100 yards away. Acne is also very prominant on their face...and by prominant i mean there is no regular skin. They may also run cross country for a high school in cargo pants and knock-off, wal-mart brand timberland boots.
Nathan: "Hey there goes Van Helsing in them same god damn clothes"!
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".
Adam:"Yeah i smelled his ass before he walked in the cafeteria with those Wal-Mart boots and cargo shorts on".
by Adam Berry January 28, 2007
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Could also be called a “great bender”
Could also be called a “great bender”
boss: hey Matt I need those papers on my desk 9 o’clock sharp
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
Matt: sorry boss. I got hoisington drunk over the weekend and fell behind. Any chance for an extension?
by Divebombs November 2, 2021
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