heinrich

first of all a heinrich’s name is HEINZ KETCHUP
ok so heinrich(this all on my real life experience), HE WILL BE SO SUS EVERY TIME, BE SO ANNOYING, AND BE SUCH A PERVERT AND YK WHYY??

1. he keeps looking at girls at the places he shouldnt look at
2. he is a girl chaser so he basically likes every girl every 2 secs
3. he keeps making rumors abt girls rejecting him when he never asked them (happened to me)

OTHER REASONS Y HE ANNOYING:
1. he keeps making weird noises
2. he overreacts A LOT

LITERALLY THE ONLY GOOD THING ABT HIM:
-he can sing :/
heinrich: “bro guys (name of a girl) likes me and i like her too”
someone: “hey (the name of the girl) do u like heinrich? people say u do”
the girl: “bruh i dont like heinrich at all, in fact i hate him and i dont like how he keeps saying i like him
by …hi… February 24, 2022
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Heinrich

Heinrich is the sweetest soul you'll ever meet.

If you have a Heinrich in your life, you should consider yourself a very lucky person.
Heinrich's have the most beautiful smiles
They are polite

And deserve much more praise than they ever get.

Heinrich's might not be the most athletic, but surely very smart. Good organization skills and a strong will to be the best version of themselves.

And of course you can't forget, they have the most beautiful smiles.
J: I love Heinrich so so much! He's such a sweetheart

A: I know right... he's the best
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Heinrich Moneybags

Epic Space nub, an EVE Online pilot specialized in tackle that does not have Propulsion Jamming V trained.
He tried to fit the Sabre but he pulled a Heinrich Moneybags and doesn't have the skills trained.
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Air heinrich

*lola sees Air heinrich*
"gayyyyy!!" lola

*5 minutes later*
" have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"they gay dude who's a simp?" Lola
"yeah" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
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Air heinrich

he is gay.
*lola sees Air*
"gayyyyy" lola
*5m after*

"have u seen Air heinrich?" Phil
"the dude who's gay and a simp?" Lola
"yeah him" Phil
"nah, haven't seen him" Lola
by not lola August 02, 2020
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Heinrich Moment

When you find something discraceful or just weird on discord, That's a Heinrich moment. Also includes:
Otaku shit, discord mod behaviour
P1: "Hey, have you seen that video of the fat guy fucking the my little pony figurine?"
P2: "Yeah, ngl that's a Heinrich moment"
by Heinrich=Hurensohn August 31, 2021
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