A sexual act usually consisting of 3 people. Two regular size people one male and one female and one midget(usually male)and a goat. All human partners cover their bodies in bacon grease. When all are covered the regular size male inserts the midgets head into his female partner's anus (It is recommended that she is bent over). At this point the midget squeaks creating a vibrating sensation in the woman's rectum. The male still holding the midget up at this point then grabs the goat and mounts it. The mounted goat may kick or may not depending of course on how furiously it is mounted. The male then gently lays the midgets rear down in front of the goat's mouth his head still inserted in the woman's anus. The midget now getting it's anus licked by the goat begins to squeak more making the woman truly satisfied. The male having already inserted his penis into the goat begins singing the theme song from charles in charge. Finally the male ejaculates on the goat. The woman releases a steady stream of fecal matter onto the midgets head, the goat stops licking the midget. The midget then pop's his head out of the woman, every inch of the midget's head and parts of his left shoulder covered completely in feces.
Mike: So I had a hot date last night.
Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?
Mike: You know it brosef.
Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.
Sebastion: Oh yeah? Did you give her a hefty midget?
Mike: You know it brosef.
Sebastion: Yeah I'm into goats.
by mikew July 22, 2006
by ZJay412 November 02, 2020
a overweight or obese douchebag commonly the wing man of a more powerful douche bag such as the player bag or alpha bag in other words the alpha bags scrotege'.
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears
Wears: anything lil' wayne wears
by Chippy from tim and eric July 31, 2009
by Native American River September 29, 2007
A brotherhood a herd a flock, a drove, a pack, a group, a collection, a fold, a comradeship, a fellowship, brotherliness, fraternalism, kinship; companionship, camaraderie, friendship, amity, rapport; esprit de corps. We do not forgive We do not forget we are HEFTY FROMAGE expect us.
by BD Wang V2.0 April 08, 2016
by Tane S. August 03, 2013
A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.
Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*
by Jàmié April 10, 2019