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hoeflinger

Noun - Has more than one meaning. One definition is being a fighter. This person is a master in the art of beating hoes down with no mercy. Additionally, it can be used as another term for pimpin and/or being a playa. This person can pimp hoes like nobody business.

Or as a verb - Their pimp hand is not only strong enough to slap a hoe but fling a hoe ass as across a room as well. This is a very skilled motherfucker.
After a hoe slept with Nikki's man, Nikki called on her Hoeflinger to whoop that hoe ass.

Antonio's hoes know that if they don't have his money in full he will slang they hoein ass until they gets his money. Hoe.
by Nikkibish May 9, 2014
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Helinton

He's such a Helinton, he gets a 2 in everything
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sensual healing

Using affection, either physical or emotional, to help someone recuperate or generally feel better.
Man I am so full of affection right now and I know the girlfriend had a crappy day at work. I'll cheer her up with some sensual healing tonight.
by elBlandie March 9, 2011
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helinä

Whos that?
Helinä she is so awesome.
by jesusisaflatpeach February 13, 2019
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healing cock

A trope common to romance novels and fanfiction, in which all of the hero/ine's problems are solved by contact with their One True Love's penis. Particularly egregious when the problem being "solved" is trauma from rape or sexual assault.
"That story looked like it was going to have a realistic account of Jack's issues after being tortured, and then they all got handwaved away after one application of Ianto's Healing Cock."
by Pascentia January 24, 2010
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textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.
when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.
by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009
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Helinski Situation

When, during a disagreement, someone makes a careless mistake (such as a mispronunciation or misspelling) and the other person uses the mistake as an argument against them.
Person one: Ew, Britney Spears.
Person two: No! Ew, the Jonez brothers.
Person one: HAH! You've created a helinski situation, so I'm right!!
by I'mrighto June 27, 2009
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