Heem

A furry, fat, orange cat. Much like the cartoon garfield.

Do you have a lent roller? I've got heem hair all over me.

by hotcrl May 21, 2009

Heem

A creature related to some sort of feline species who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in almost everyway known: a hopeless social retard.

Man, Heem has a brain the size of Nick's prick! What a fucking retard!

by Town Guy December 8, 2009

a heem heem whimper

Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.

Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"

by ItsApeX October 4, 2021

heemed

To be so disgusted and disrespected that you want to punch that person in the face!

I can't believe he cheated on me with my Mom. I am so heemed!

by coco31z February 21, 2014

Heem

Another Word For Homosexual Most Commonly Used On the West-Coast To Define One's Self or Another Person.

Yes I Understand Im Heem Marshall

by CtrlAltElite04 August 27, 2019

Heem

a\The act of ejaculation.

Wow dude I just striaght heemed on that real quick!
It's all about that heem team 2013!

by Heem Papi January 31, 2015

Heem

A fond greeting and expression used between brothers and friends.

Heem! I haven't seen you for quite awhile.

by Heeem May 1, 2022