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when you try so hard but you don't succseed 

I can't spell succeed! See, When you try so hard but you don't succseed!

I hear what you're saying 

...but don't want to... I want YOU to hear what I'M saying.
I hear what you're saying by Paul October 21, 2003

Fuckin Relax you Spastic Head! 

This is what you say when a child is being toxic or is getting salty in video games such as: Fortnite: Battle Royale, Overwatch and League Of Legends. If you use this insult on a child, they will instantly shut the FUCK up and wont annoy you.
child: "MERCY HEAL ME REEEEEEEEEEEE"
me: "FUCKIN RELAX YOU SPASTIC HEAD!"
child: *dies*

I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy 

A phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now one of the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "stop complaining like a baby" but much more cynical.
it's usually used when someone complains about unimportant things.
She: I'm 40, single, ugly and got fired today.
Me: I hear what you're saying and it sounds like Oy Yoy Yoy! I'm so miserable! No one wants me! I'd rather kill myself!

Grab ass as hard as you can september 

You have to grab as many girls ass as hard as you can in september.
you have to "Grab ass as hard as you can september"

I raped you so hard last night 

a beatdown of a person in the PS2 game SOCOM. Said to the victim after the beatdown the next day.
"I went 12 and 1 against you using the HK5, i raped you so hard last night"