hassidery

Hassidery, in Arabic slang, means gay actions are taking place

Person 1: omg look at Khamoos doing hassidery!
Person 2: we should revoke his rights and stone him!

by sexynotriker August 21, 2021

Hayride

Having sex with a woman who has a very blonde bush.

Dude, see that natural blonde at the bar? I’m gonna hayride the shit out of her.

by That Blonde Bitch October 2, 2021

haunted hayride

When you are making love in a working barn and suspect someone is watching, and a black cat jumps onto your back, initiating climax.

Tracy and I sneaked away from the bonfire and were doing it on a hay bale when normal sex became a Haunted Hayride. Now I hire escorts to throw cats on me while I masturbate.

by JJ Jr Shabadoo December 6, 2015

tiawana hayride

Man on top 69 whiles chocking out the woman with balls

Sorry Suzy for you blacking out during a tiawana hayride last night

by Lord Entsminger March 18, 2016

Dutch Hayride

A wagon loaded with liquor and inflatable love dolls.

Wanna go on a Dutch Hayride?

by Zupdogg May 18, 2021

Haunted Hayride

when Buckshot and Sematary meet up and start bouncing on each others things

"Hey Buckshot. Wanna have a haunted hayride tonight?" - Semetary

by Slimypoopblast February 23, 2025