Hanus

Hanus, short for H-Anus meaning Hairy Anus. A hanus is a hairy anus. Someone who is hanus is being, or resembling a hairy anus.

Damn, that's Hanus!

Wow, you're a friggin' Hanus.

by Zack September 2, 2003

hainus

An anus that is covered in a thicket of dirty hair.

Dude: Did you see how hairy his ass was when he bent over?

Other Dude: I closed my eyes, but it sounds heinous.

Dude: Yeah, a big ol' hainus.

by eplane September 15, 2012

Hanus

A Hanus is Hashies Anus.

I wish I could finger some Hanus right about now!

by Sover September 2, 2004

hainus

An adjective that describes how kickass something is. Something that is hot shit or even a hot cake can also be identified as hainus. People who are hainus are people who kickass.

-dude your mom is hot
-so, yours is hainus!
-oohh....

by Justin Merk January 20, 2004

Haukus

The thick mucosal substance created in you throat after drinking a smoothie, chocolate milk, green juice or any other thick drink.

Mom: Here Bill drink your chocolate milk.
Bill: No, becasue it gives me haukus.

by cynic22 September 4, 2013

Hanus

A hairy anus. Aka hanus

I didn't put it in her bum cos she had a hanus

by Pexyshewolf September 9, 2016

Hanus

The person that wants to change his last name.

Connor Hanus is a good person that got a bad last name.

by SomethingDoes November 11, 2019