When you kill a wife beater, a burglar and a pedophile all in one night. A feat which will be forever known as the “Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “Dude, I scored three times last night in Kenosha”
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
Guy 2 “ what do you mean? At the bar?“
Guy 1 “ I killed a pedophile, a burglar and a wife beater”
Guy 2 “ oh, so it’s a Kenosha Hat Trick”
Guy 1 “ justice was served“
by Buck Fo Jiden November 19, 2021
Get the Kenosha Hat Trick mug.In ice hockey, achieving the feat of scoring a goal, scoring on ones own goal, and suffering a debilitating injury all in the same game. Named after the first and only player to do so. Often joked about in beer league games but never accomplished.
He had a sweet goal but knocked the puck into his own net on the next play. All he needs now is to break his leg and he'll have a Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick.
by Dielawn13 January 12, 2015
Get the Kevin Palmer Hat-Trick mug.The Alberta Hat Trick involves a player scoring three goals in a single game with one of them being inadvertently scored on their own net. A variation of the standard "Hat Trick" in sports when a player scores three goals in a single game.
Our team was well on their way to winning the beer league championship until Kyle scored an Alberta Hat Trick.
by GLVJ1978 November 13, 2020
Get the Alberta Hat Trick mug.is when when you go on a first date with a girl and you take the girl to a movie, mcdonalds and she gives you felatio in your car at the end of the date lol
joey:where did you go on your date last night ??
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
mario: nothing special i gave her THE PATRONI HAT TRICK''
by BRUISER4LIFE May 25, 2010
Get the THE PATRONI HAT TRICK mug.When you have sex with a blonde, a redhead (auburn or light brown counts), and a brunette (dark brown) within 24 hours separately. Sex parties and foursomes do NOT count. Bonus points if they know each other, but they don't know that you've slept with all three until after the fact.
by MRMNYC December 28, 2016
Get the The Charlie's Angels Hat Trick mug.by anonymous June 17, 2021
Get the Kenosha Hat Trick mug.Edmund Hetrick's alter ego "Eddie Hatrick". Deriving from the hockey term "hat trick", Eddie Hatrick is famously known for boning down three different not-so-lovely ladies on consecutive nights. All three sessions usually performed without the "hat".
"Man I hope no bitches grind my shit on the dance floor tonight, I'm sore from pulling the Eddie Hatrick."
by Da Fulch July 30, 2009
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