Hasslebury

A person exhibiting impossibly high standards, a taskmaster, one who raises the bar to previously untold heights.

My English teacher is such a hasslebury! He had us reading and summarizing Dostoyevsky's "Crime and Punishment" in a sixty minute lesson.

by Seattle Brian January 8, 2009

hasshole

A alternative curse word for ass-hole. a word you can call your boss or authoritive figure and not get in trouble

office cubile person:You hasshole boss:what you call me ocp:a hassle boss:O i thought you called me ass-hole

by [h][ass]-[hole] January 26, 2011

hasslehoffed

Setting a coworkers screensaver or background picture to show David Hasslehoff's slightly erotic image.

I hasslehoffed my coworker for listening to Nickelback loud enough for the entire office to hear.

by MyShindAreGlowing July 10, 2014

Hashole

Someone who uses too many hashtags; using hashtags incorrectly

This hashole has more hashtags in his post than words.

by ADDaries March 6, 2015

Hasslenut

The frustration that occurs when a masturbation session is more work than pleasure.

"Man, that fap sure was a hasslenut"

by FortniteGamer420 December 17, 2021

elissa hassler

The funniest, kindest, sweetest person you will ever find. When your with her you'll never want to leave. Always makes you feel happy when your sad. The best friend you could ever have.

Wow she's such an Elissa Hassler*Blushes*

by MyRealName7372927739 May 9, 2018

hasshole

David Hasselhoff's asshole.

"What IS that, man?"
"Why is it so hairy?"
"That's a hasshole. Don't touch it."

by Brett Hendar March 7, 2009