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Hartley Smith

Probably one of the best names you could have. Kids with this name have the brightest future and will do whatever they want in life. Also every girl whats them.
by gayshit12 October 6, 2021
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Mr Hartley

A young tor who likes big balls and shaving small children
My dad is mr Hartley
by Grant Hansen June 13, 2018
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More Jam Than Hartley's

An expression indicating extreme luck. Used most often in golf. The expression indicates that the intended recipient of the comment has more luck (often called Jam) than Hartley's, which is the second largest Jam making firm in the world and is most commonly found in Great Britain, America and Western Europe. This is a expression of disbelief.
You lucky sod, you've got more jam than Hartley's.
by Jammycarrot June 27, 2009
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Steven Hartley

A douche bag that lives in Portland, Oregon, who cares about no one's feelings except his own. He'll play with your emotions and make you fall in love with him and then leave you to drown in your own misery. When you first meet him he's sweet and charming and very attractive. After he dumps you for no reason, he's a jerk, asshole, and complete dick. Don't fall for him, you'll only end up getting hurt.
1: Steven Hartley is such a douche, did you hear what he did to ****?
2: Omg, did you hear that Steven Hartley wets his bed?
3: Falling for Steven Hartley is the biggest mistake of your life.
by Karma's Gonna Get You September 25, 2011
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hal hartley

One of the greatest american filmakers of the 1990's.
The Unbelievable Truth
Trust
Surving Desire
Simple Men
Amateur
Flirt
Henry Fool
by rowboat July 8, 2005
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jr hartley

and bloke who wrote a book called 'fly fishing' who finally found a copy via yellow pages.
"yes, i'm looking for a book called 'fly fishing' by jr hartley.
oh you do have a copy?
yes its jr hartley!"
by dinkle 78 August 4, 2003
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joseph-hartley

A good looking, flawless person. Cheerful and always smiling. Once in love, they'll love that person forever. Trustworthy and dedicated to life.
hot amazing joseph-Hartley joseph hartley
by MrTreadShoe February 27, 2014
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