The best fucking team in the world who kick the ass of Darlow, (their poor next door neighbours). Famed for achieving the most number of re elcections in the football league but now have been in the playoffs and promoted 5 years in a row!
They are gonna do a Harltepool
by nim May 27, 2004
Get the hartlepool united mug.A good friend, who is stereotypical german and very eager to save his pwn money as much as possible. Like a stereotypical german. They are funny, ith a stereotypical german humour and alsways listen. They also are always up to date on the news.
Friend 1: Harten, you‘re hilarious! You should come over for a dinner party!
Harten: Ah, nein Danke. Sprit kosten sind zu teuer. (Ah, no thank you. Gas prices are too expensive.)
Or
Friend 1: He’s more german than any other german.
Friend 2: He’s Harten.
Harten: Ah, nein Danke. Sprit kosten sind zu teuer. (Ah, no thank you. Gas prices are too expensive.)
Or
Friend 1: He’s more german than any other german.
Friend 2: He’s Harten.
by charles-kenway66 June 20, 2022
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A good looking, flawless person. Cheerful and always smiling. Once in love, they'll love that person forever. Trustworthy and dedicated to life.
by MrTreadShoe February 27, 2014
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Mrs Green, passing by: Hi Jody *smiles*
Jody waves and blushes.
Wayne: ..was that?
Jody: Yes.. my piano teacher, Mrs Green.
Wayne: Whoa! Total Nina Hartley! How can you concentrate?
Jody: I can't..
Or as a verb:
Tania: Way to Nina Hartley in front of my friends, grandma. 5 inch heels and a short skirt? You're such a show off! It's obvious you have a crush on Kelly.
Jody waves and blushes.
Wayne: ..was that?
Jody: Yes.. my piano teacher, Mrs Green.
Wayne: Whoa! Total Nina Hartley! How can you concentrate?
Jody: I can't..
Or as a verb:
Tania: Way to Nina Hartley in front of my friends, grandma. 5 inch heels and a short skirt? You're such a show off! It's obvious you have a crush on Kelly.
by tex_toll6in April 28, 2023
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1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
1 Hour South of Newcastle.
Great attractions such as: Historic Quay, Marina, Lawrence, Divvy Sharon..
Moe: This towns a shit hole
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.
and
Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
Trev: Be gratefull you don't like in Hartlepool.
and
Moe: Isnt Hartlepool were Lawrence is?
Trev: Yes im related to him.
by Moe UK February 22, 2009
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Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
Step 1) Ensure your subject is not aware of the impending maneuver
Step 2) Grasp the tit using the thumb and forefinger. Which hand you use for each breast will depend on whether you execute the maneouver from in front or behind the subject.
Step 3) Pull the tit directly away from the subject's core. A twisting motion can be utilized to loosen the tit in the event you do not have the strength to directly remove the entire handfull of breast.
by Narc Hartley March 29, 2010
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