Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.
Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>
Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!
by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012
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"Hey, let's go into that bar, it's like 5 shots for 5 bucks!"
"No way, that place is crawling with sexual harassholes. Margaret had to physically peel this greasy guys claws off of her last week, and then he got mad at HER! Total sexual harrasshole."
"Seriously"
"No way, that place is crawling with sexual harassholes. Margaret had to physically peel this greasy guys claws off of her last week, and then he got mad at HER! Total sexual harrasshole."
"Seriously"
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Despite that people think that bullying ends for awkward people after high school. It doesn't, it's just called harassment now.
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this thot on my body she tryna harass me boy in the back you cannot pass me run to the back and i feel like a athlete, she said that ice said im movin too flashy
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Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
Frequent sending of unwanted and unencouraged nude photographs or photos of bodyparts via mobile phone message.
The cause of this condition is unknown but it is aggressive and moves fast.
girl meets boy, gets his number.
2 hours later
girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.
girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
2 hours later
girl sends photo of her cleavage with the words "tell me to stop anytime.." He is busy and doesn't see message.
10 minutes later
Boy checks phone and has 15 photo messages , the last photo is the girl naked and spread legged in front of the mirror. Boy also has 10 hysterical, abusive and apologetic text messages between photos and 3 new voicemail.
Boy saves photos then gets restraining order on crazy bitch though he wants to fist her.
girl is serious offender of stextual harrassment and is now an internet sensation.
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