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Harrasturbator

Noun. 1) Any person who uses another person against their will for purposes of sexual self-gratification. 2) Dysfunctional sex criminal, rapist. 3) Obscene phone caller, exhibitionist, or person who rubs themself against others on a bus.
4) Colloquial: Impotent, angry man, object of intense derision.
Fox News Bill O'Reilly the Harrasturbator
by Slugsters June 20, 2006
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harrassing the giraffe

the act of masturbating, jerking it, stroking it, beating your meat, fucking the shit out of your dick with your hand.
Nate, were you just harrassing the giraffe? you smell like balls.
by stfuwtsx3 January 8, 2010
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Harrassaraptor

A man or woman that stalks someone for several months getting to know them, then when the time is right they chase down their victim and rape then 6 or 7 times, when they're done, they drag the person into their den and eat them from the inside out.
Last night there was a harrassaraptor outside my window, all I did was pray he didn't get me next.
by Who wants some 3.14 June 1, 2010
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Harrasing

To spam somebody with your talks and jibberish shit until the guy is sufficiently pissed to say that this is harrasing and that he'll call the cops.
My boss harrases me to do this, do that and this and that. I'm probably gonna quit if he continues. He's Harrasing Me.
by Finalninja447 March 23, 2010
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sexual harrassment

When you're trying to have intercourse with a ladyfriend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
I was pounding Cindy last night when Scott Patton came up and began his sexual harrassment of me. I couldn't stay hard with that asshole tickling my balls.
by 1337 I\I4PZ0RZ July 26, 2008
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Sexual Harrasmant

When you are trying to have intercourse with your lady friend, and some guy comes up from behind and tickles your balls.
When one little panda tickles another little pandas balls from behind, thats sexual harrasmant!
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Harrisism

Harrisism is a servere form of negativeness. You see everything as bad and have no hope in life and can never be bothered to do anything.

People who have Harrisism will more than likely moan about everythingm including work conditions, tiredness, boredem & girlfriends. They will also arrange to do things, they will sound excited about this arrangement of events, however on the day of the event they will pull out and not go due to them being tired or just can't be assed.

99% of people who have found to Harrismism are of an ethnic race, or for all you racists out there.......Black, Nigger, Nig Nog or Gollywog.
Example 1

Person A(Nigger): "Work is so shit, I fucking hate it here. I just wanna go home and sleep!"

Person B: "Well if you think your job is so shit why don't you get off your lazy black ass and get a new one!"

Person A(Nigger): "i can't be assed. Oh and not many places hire niggers so theres no point in applying."

Person B: "Yo Nigger, you got such a bad case of Harrisism you make fucking Sick! Get your Visa and fuck off out the country, I'm calling Immagration!"
by Steve Smith of London January 14, 2008
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