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Yard-long Hardon

To be caught up in a state of excessive excitement, obsession, yearning or overindulgence; either specifically sexual, or in a more general sense.
“Man, have you seen Cindy lately?”
“Oh yeah, that girl gives me a yard-long hardon.”

“This new project they have us on is a pain in the ass!”
“Yes it is. But if I were you, I’d quit complaining and get back to work. All the brass have a yard-long hardon for this thing.”

“I’ve got to get my son off his butt and outside this summer. The boy has a yard-long hardon for pizza and Playstation, and if he doesn’t get active, he’s gonna be fat as an elephant.”
by HAL 9000 May 27, 2008
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piss hardon

the state of one's pink oboe when suffering from morning wood that can only return to normal once the owner has had a piss
i was going to bang one out but it was a piss hardon i was dealing with.
by keith length August 14, 2006
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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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lady hardon

Is it weird that this movie is giving me a lady hardon?
by 01.25.10 June 25, 2010
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willie hardon

English slang for austrailian exchange folk who are frequent victims of flying or falling objects such as footballs, sofas, cars and cows.
hey, take your chode outta my sister Willie Hardon!!
by jimmy mcjimson March 12, 2004
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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...
I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!
by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013
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