sexternal hard drive

An external hard drive that is used solely for porn.

Johnny: Hey man, my computer crashed and I lost all my porn. Do you have any that I can borrow?

Cash: Yeah buddy, I'll hook you up with my sexternal hard drive. It's got about 60 hours of goods on it.

by Champcar November 27, 2011

External Hard Drive

Strap-on dildo for lesbians.

Allison: Did you remember to pack the external hard drive?

Kris: Yes, but I forgot the lube.

by Silver Wear March 18, 2010

format my hard drive

More geek talk; the act wherein the geek's penis is pleasured, causing it to become erect (hard drive) and pleasured some more until it ejaculates (format).

Steve Urkel: Would you please format my hard drive? (Points at crotch)
Rachel: Okay. (Kneels down)

by DirkD January 24, 2007

format my hard drive

A process that erases all of the data on a computer's hard drive.

Damn! I had over 50 gigs of GILF porn until my computer fucked up and I had to format my hard drive.

Its GILF porn time! Oh yeah, I forgot I had to format my hard drive. FUCK! I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE NOW!

by anonymous69 July 20, 2008

Artosis Hard Drive

When your computer has only one hard drive and you aren't keeping any backups. From the Starcraft II expression "Artosis Pylon" referring to a single Pylon in a Protoss base powering several important structures.

I haven't made a backup in years and now my Artosis Hard Drive is dying.

by Taneth August 27, 2012

defrag your hard drive

Male Masturbation, beating off, coraling the tadpoles. Popular with the computer geeks.

If you had to work on Gretchen's computer, you would have to go defrag your hard drive too.

by BrandonC April 6, 2006

Emotional Hard Drive

When something or someone is encrypted in your soul. They are a part of you, for better or worse, ON your Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Bro, could you stop deleting our group chats, it is really annoying and makes me feel unimportant.

Brett: Group chat messages are temporary, you are on my Emotional Hard Drive.

Damon: Thanks man, still annoying tho.

by Mike109999 September 9, 2025