This is when you take your female partner and have her stand in front of you. You then proceed to lick in one smooth motion from the clitoris all the way along the cunt until you reach butthole. This will make the girl jump and flip for excitement thus landing on her hands performing a handstand.
Brian: "Yo Ted did you end up doing that new thing with your girlfriend last night?"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
Ted: "Ya it was pretty cool I gave her such a good Afghanistan Handstand she nearly flipped twice!"
Brian: "Awesome dude!"
by Johnny Appleseed II December 2, 2013
Get the Afghanistan Handstand mug.the act of going into a handstand and whilst in the handstand you give a man a blowjob often used by people with bad knees probably from giving regular blow jobs...only for the most skilled. also when giving a handstand bj the cum with shoot out the girls nose like milk.
dude i heard gabby gave todd a handstand all night til he blew in her mouth and it came out of her nose.
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He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
He’s the type of guy that will come by a girl’s apartment and fix her squeaky door. And in return he’ll ask for a kiss on the cheek. He’ll take her to Olmsted Linear Park where they’ll pass by the building where he used to sing in the Atlanta Boy Choir. He will try to seduce her with gifts of sweets and snacks. They’ll walk around the park, breathe in the grass scented air, hit each other when a red car passes by, and fool around on the playground. Once darkness blankets the whole park, they’ll lie on the playground’s tilted circle thing, looking at the stars. It’ll be 2o’clock, but they’ll want to stay forever (but can’t because of Synthesis Lab the next day). She’ll giggle and ask him to promise her something.
Girl: Hey, you have to promise me something.
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*
Boy: Hmm? What is it?
Girl: *giggle* Promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: I don’t know if I can promise that. I can try…?
Girl: No. You have to promise me you’ll be my Handyman.
Boy: Okay.
Girl: Say it!
Boy: I promise to be your Handyman.
*Girl kisses him on the cheek*
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Get the Handyman mug.A snot rocket. When in the absence of a tissue or handkerchief you pinch your nostrils together and exhale through the nose sharply to blast the snot out forcefully. A technique employed by working men of all types and kinds, worldwide, but known especially to the elite corps that we know as handymen.
"Don't touch that trailer hitch. The old man's handyman's handkerchief went all over the gatt-dang thing. "
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