HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER

Noun:

1) An extremely annoying person, who’s opinions are not well thought out nor acceptable.

2) An extremely dumb, homosexual

C: J, you should try it this way!

J: WE ARE NOT DOING IT THAT WAY YOU HAMMERHEADED DICKLICKER!

by PITVIPER630 July 3, 2018

Hammerhead

A failed attempt at a Land Shark (See landshark definition)

"Dude me and this chick tried to landshark last night, but I missed the hole and totally ended up with a hammerhead"

by Fat me in the arse Jon Snow May 13, 2019

Hammerhead

A way to label someone who’s eyes are incredibly far apart. Typically as a result of a birth defect.

“Hey Chad that girl behind the bar looked cute as fuck tonight”
“Bro did you see her face??”
“No, why is she pretty bad?”
“She’s a complete hammerhead dude”
“Oh fuck, gross”

by DefinitionMaster69 September 17, 2020

Hammerhead

1.The result of generations of inbreeding. The eyes have spread apart resembling a hammerhead shark. This is to adapt to the the hostile environment of an incestuous household by allowing the hammerhead to see their father stalking his prey .

2.When a hammerhead sucks you off and begins to spas out vigorously slamming her enormous forehead onto the head of your dong.

"who invited the hammerhead to the party! She pissed herself on the bed and smeared shit all over the bathroom floor."

"that fat slut made my cock piss in two streams from her hammerhead."

by pete burns September 30, 2007

hampered

Getting so drunk that you piss into your hamper then somehow manage to pass out in the piss covered laundry.

Man, I got hampered last night.

Jamie: hey mike, we need to talk. Mr. Boston's Rum should be banned. Every night we drink that shit I wake up with Polaroids of us at Marty's Mexican Joint hampered

Mike: yea. Hahahahahahaha

Jamie: dude! Seriously!! No!! The donkey show is one thing, but getting banged out like a virgin rag doll by Sheila shemale is another! They know me by name at the clinic now.

Mike: yea... I just thought you were into by now

by [Black] July 3, 2014

Hammerhead

Another word for a good looking girl.

ie: biddy

pronounced *ham*-*ah*-*head*

"Check out the tatties on that hammerhead!"

by TheFirstDoc September 12, 2009

hammerhead

A Mormon girl from central Utah whose eyes have spread out, over many years of incest,a perfect example EVOLUTION.

As a young boy, I recall the trips to Salt Lake City and trolling for hammerheads on State Street.

by craig john November 11, 2006