hamich

Ham samich.

Mother: What would you like for dinner?
Retard: Hamich!

by Guffey December 25, 2003

hammacher

a lazy bloke which hangs out in a hammock, all day, every fucking day.
Complimentary definition for Schlemmer, which together make... hammacher schlemmer...

So, your lazy artist brother get a job yet?
no... he's lazing about in his room, reading hammacher schlemmer, he's not much of a schlemmer, though he's quite the hammacher.

really?

Yeah, I even got him a hammock.

by Evil Satan Guy October 22, 2009

hammiches

Hammiches or so called blindingstars is the most hot man in the whole universe, he is a state of decay and days gone fanatic, he also has a dumbass discord server that makes jackbox games and a tiktok where he posts top quality funny videos, which is totally worth following.

random: hi hammiches do you like state of decay?

Hammiches: let's be mutuals.

by Voidexu May 26, 2022

Hammiches

A nieche micro-celebitry on tiktok that posts very frequently videos about his interests such as video games and music (specifically tally hall)

“Yo, Hammiches is live on tiktok”
“fr?”

by kjiwi May 27, 2022

Hammihog

A festive pig eaten at easter times by the Gray family.

lets roast us some fine Hammihog

by Smoking Tha Wenis April 2, 2003

Halmich

A big ass bad ass who is taking v cards and slamming so much poon at a dangerous level that is hazardousness to himself and others. Also he enjoys to chill with bros and fist bumps every chill mother fucker he sees.

Guy 1-That guy is a true "Halmich."
Guy 2-Thats true bro, so true.

by Gorith321 December 9, 2010

Hamich

Ham and a sandwich put together another word for a ham sandwich

I'm going morrisons to buy a Hamich

by lewis stanmore July 10, 2015