hallmark fart

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010

Hallmark hot

When a guy is hot but sort of basic, like a discount conventional hot guy. If you've watched Hallmark movies you know what it is.

Jeremy is Hallmark hot.

by scarletmay13 December 25, 2018

Hallmark memory

When someone touches your heart and shares a beautiful experience that can not be eclipsed, superseded or made redundant with time or competition

Two people falling asleep whilst holding hands, only to awaken in the morning at the same time to realize neither had let go of their hold throughout the night, thus creating a Hallmark memory.

by DKhighlight November 28, 2013

Hallmarky

Saying something so sweet that it sounds like it should be in a hallmark card.

Woman: I just saw your weather and blew you a kiss, the wind is blowing from up here down to you.

Man: Awwww....wow....that was very Hallmarky....And Incredibly sweet.....I love you

by djodyb September 18, 2012

Hallmark Bitch

Someone that talks about their feelings at the wrong time.

House Arrest: I feel like you don't care for me when you don't cook meth...

Toothless Wonder: Shut up, ya Hallmark bitch! We're fighting!

by Chris killer October 31, 2016

Hallspreading

When (mainly) women spread as groups in the halls to take up as much space as humanly possible. Sometimes creating a roadblock because they also walk at a slow pace.

“Oh my god, the girls over there are hallspreading! I can’t get to class in time!” “It almost makes me want to splash a mixture of water and bleach on them!”

by _Moyster_ October 6, 2019

hallmark porn

Noun. A film that starts at 8 o’clock and will reply three times in the next 24 hours that features Christmas lights and soft core women’s porn with no penetration.

I was wearing my crocs and fishnets while Diana and I enjoyed a Pino Grigio and Hallmark Porn.

by EZlikesundaymorning May 28, 2021