John Haithwaite

he's a sick, totally tubular, strep throat, salty, spit ball target kinda guy who get grounded from his ps4

"who's that salty guy over there?"
"oh thats just john haithwaite"

by speghetti strainer January 11, 2018

Hairtork

(hair·tork) -ed, -er, -ing v, n. 1. The act of grabbing a girl firmly by the ponytail, and firmly at the base of the jaw; snapping the jaw down with enough force to unhinge it, and ramming your penis into the mouth. Especially common after the act of 'skullfucking'. (see reference)

"Whoa bro, nice! You hairtorked the shit out of her!"

by ManGravyInjection August 17, 2011

Snow Halation

A song performed by μ's in an anime called Love Live!.
The better, higher quality version can be found by simply search "Snow Halation" on Google and click the first official result.

Snow Halation Lyrics:
In a different time, across the distant sea
You'll find the older, modern stone age family
Cars that can't be driven, lest you use your two legs
Dinosaurs still roam this sacred world
How do I know, how much this loincloth will show
What's that sound in front of me, shrieking raptor melody
It can't stop, no it won't stop, here in Bedrock
Flintstones, meet the Flintstones
They're the modern stone age family
From the town of Bedrock
They're a page right out of history
Let's ride with the family down the street
Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
When you're with the Flintstones
Have a yabba-dabba-doo-time
A dabba-doo-time
Doo-yabba-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba da-dabba-doo
Yabba-dabba-dabba-dabba-doo
We'll have a gay old time
...

by Mrnoobsofar July 28, 2017

Haithem

One who seeks knowledge. A man well endowed, with silent strength. A scapegoat for the ignorant. One who the simple minded obsess over. One of good nature who is persecuted by the wicked. A wiseman who drowns in a sea of fools.

He was a good man. It's just not right how he got haithemed.

by The Dude84 September 1, 2006

Haista homo vittu

A finnish word for "Hello officer". The police like it when someone says this to them.

A cop: Do you know how fast you were going?
Me: Haista homo vittu
Cop: Ok, sorry for taking your time.

by Finnish Rooster June 9, 2018

Haithing

1) the exercise of financial freedom
2) the practice of annoying kaveh

“That’s my secret Kaveh, i’m always haithing”

by Kavehfan June 7, 2023

Haint

Southern colloquialism
def., ghost, apparition, lost soul

On his way back from Mobile my friend was killed on Bloody 98, and now he's just another restless haint.

by Big C August 15, 2003