Skip to main content

The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010
mugGet the The Sammy Hagar Paradox mug.

Hagime

An exclamation of euphoria upon seeing Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair
"Wow! This is so Hagime!!"

"I know!!! HAGIME!!!!"
by hagimehinatalover December 3, 2020
mugGet the Hagime mug.
Related Words
hagia Hagia Sophia haggard haga Hagar hadia Hagan hagi haggas Hagane

hagawo

A really legendary woman who loves carl
by ♡Amba♡ October 17, 2021
mugGet the hagawo mug.
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.

Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson

"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
by ArmourChinker January 3, 2023
mugGet the Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson mug.

Hagbag

Paper bag to be placed over the head of a seriously ugly female when she is out in public.
Hey Tracy! Where is your Hagbag?
by Dr Juice February 1, 2004
mugGet the Hagbag mug.

hadia

A lazy but nice girl who is unaware of her own beauty
Stop being a Hadia
by Sos131 April 7, 2015
mugGet the hadia mug.

Hadia

Hadia is the most beautiful girl living. She laughs all the time but when she is alone she cries. If she start liking your, you’re the lucky. She is really lazy but super smart. She will always go for the people that doesn’t like her back but at the end the people will like her back because she is the sweetest human being. When she loves she won’t stop caring. She is hurt deep inside. Hadia is thick and a lot of guys are after her butt but when they get to know her they will go for her personality. DONT LET HADIA GO, KEEP HER IN YOUR LIFE. Hadia is the best.
Him-Ooh that’s Hadia

Him2- yes that’s Hadia the best girl on universe

Him- I am in love with her and her eyes are unique 😍
by Moneer January 26, 2020
mugGet the Hadia mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email