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the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.
guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.
by stu March 5, 2004
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Habesha

Habesha is a term that refers to people of Ethiopian and Eritrean heritage no matter their tribe/ethnicity, nationality, citizenship, whatever country they were born in, or whatever other culture they practice along with it. It is a pan-ethnic term that includes the various ethnic groups of Ethiopia, Eritrea, and the Ethiopian-Eritrean Diaspora.
Are you Habesha? -- Yes, Yes I am.

What's your national origin or where is your family from? -- I'm part Eritrean and part Ethiopian.

What ethnicity are you? -- I’m Amhara, Gurage, Oromo, Beta Israel (Ethiopian Jewish), Welayta (Wolayta), Tigre, Tigray-Tigrinya (Tigrayan), Agew, Anuak, Kafficho, Kambaata, Kunama, Blien, Afar, Beja, Somali, Gamo, Dorze, Hadiya, or any of the other 80 or so Habesha/Ethiopian-Eritrean ethnic groups. I'm also Ethiopian- American, Eritrean-American, Ethiopian-German, Ethiopian-Canadian, Eritrean-Canadian Eritrean-Swiss, Eritrean-Swedish, Italian-Eritrean-Ethiopian, or any of the other Hyphenated Ethnicities of the Ethiopian-Eritrean (Habesha Community) Diaspora.

What's your nationality or citizenship? -- I'm American (United States), Canadian, Swedish National, Israeli, Germany Citizen, Ethiopian, Eritrean, or citizen of any other country of Ethiopian or Eritrean heritage, ancestry, or national origin.
by Habesha Union September 8, 2020
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Habeas Corpus Christi

Legal proceedings regarding events or circumstances at southern clothing-optional beach resorts.
If you're accused of indecent exposure in a balmy sunny locale where many of da nearby humans are "in da buff" as well, you could always petition da court for a writ of Habeas Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO February 16, 2021
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habeas grabus

A term (coined by Tunch Ilken, Craig Wolfley, and possibly even Myron Cope) referring to the penalty of 'holding' in football. Its use often correlates to the severity of the penalty. For example, 'habeas grabus' would be used in situations where the penalty is less detrimental to the Steelers, like any game in which the Steelers are playing the Browns. No matter how many holding penalties get called against the Steelers, Cleaveland is not going to win. This is true for almost any other team in the NFL who plays the Browns. However, the holding penalty called against Justin Hartwig in Superbowl XLIII that resulted in a safety and almost cost the Steelers a 6th superbowl title would probably be met with a reaction such as "Fuck!" or "If the ref had one more eye, he'd be a cyclops!" or even "I'm so shit-faced, I don't even know who's playing right now".
Tunch- "The Steelers have comitted a lot of penalties in the red zone today."

Wolf- "Yeah, Willie Colon commited habeas grabus so Tomlin had to settle for a field goal."
by COXICLE December 3, 2009
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habersham

Small county located in Georgia with a population of about 30,000 is full of whatever you can imagine but they are all wannabes because it self the county is just trees and roads the only real group are rednecks, the school is nickname the sham is got a lame Football team that is only good for parting after losing a game because the cheerleaders are really slutty it also has a lame Basketball team, the only sports worth cheering are soccer that makes it to the play-offs every year and is always kicking private school ass and the golf, tennis, Baseball, swimming and wresteling all which have statee tittles but no one knows!!
-Tony: "Hey matt, how is the Habersham football team this year?"
-Matt: "We have not lost by more than 30 points this season!!"
-Tony: "That's awesome!! a new county record!!"
-Matt: "Yup, we are improving, And how is soccer team?"
-Tony: "We have perfect record so far and we are pretty much in play-offs already, so that's the 3rd region tittle in a row"
-Matt: "ZZZZzzzZZZZZzzz"
-Tony; "losers"
by monkeylion January 13, 2008
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Habesha

Habesha is a tribe that's divided into 5 languages which are not mutually intellgible.

The 5 languages of the Habesha tribe are:

Tigre, Tigrinya, Gurage, Amharic & Harrari.

The Habesha tribe initially spoke one language (Ge'ez) but over the centuries of migrating all over modern day Eritrea/Ethiopia, the Habesha developed into a pento-lingual tribe.

Contrary to popular belief, the Habesha are not a "mixed" people or descendents of Sabeean migration to the Horn of Africa.

This outrageous theory was first spread by European "historians" in the 16th century who have done minimal research in order to maintan the Eurocentric view of the world at that (meaning, Africans could not be capable of great accomplishments or glorious history).

That false and outrageous theory became propelled worldwide by the Arab/Muslim world as they were grateful to receive credit for Habesha history freely.

Thankfully, historians of this last decade (2000-2010) have shown that the Habesha are not a "mixed" or Sabeean descendent people and that Semitic languages were spoken by ancient Habesha in modern day Eritrea/northern Ethiopia from at least 2000BC. Centuries before any Sabeean interaction/trade.

The many wars and conflicts of the last 120 years in Eritrea/Ethiopia led to minimal resources for study/research, but once peace has been restored...more of glorious Habesha history will be revealed to the world!
Are you Habesha?

-Yea

Which languages do you speak?

-I speak Harrari and Gurage. How about you?

I only speak Tigre
by pages July 31, 2011
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Bad habits

Did you listen to Tap off of bad habits?
by Ethans Fetish February 24, 2021
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