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2. A play on words "clever" guys try to use when talking to Laura
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That rhymed IM SO CLEVER!!!!
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That rhymed IM SO CLEVER!!!!
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"what did you expect its Laura Haapanen she doesn't even train and goes to nationals"
"what did you expect its Laura Haapanen she doesn't even train and goes to nationals"
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