gymbecile

A person (usually male) who lifts weights,using improper form and spends the majority of his time looking at himself in the mirror.

They have also been known to emit excessive grunts, harass women and spend excessive time standing around.

Look at that gymbecile, he's locking his elbows and shifting around.

by MMiles January 15, 2009

Gymbership

Gymbership is the monthly payment you make to the Gym that you never go to. Also known as "Fat Tax"

-I have to renew my Gymbership, it sure is easier than exercise!

by The Pollack November 21, 2010

gymicide

The act of killing it in the gym; having an insane workout day.

Bro I'm so sore I committed gymicide earlier today.
Do you even lift? Bro I commit gymicide every day.

by TheMonstar March 29, 2013

Gymigration

The front desk at the gym where all good intended gymigrants credentials allow them in with the regular gym members.

This gym is getting overcrowded and I wish gymigration would tighten up on how many gymigrants they let in at once.

by Tuzak January 11, 2015

gaymiel

Really cool dude that isn't gay at all.

"Gaymiel is really cool"
"Kegay is a virgin loser xD"

by KeganGay420 October 7, 2020

Gymbership

The state of desiring to cancel a gym membership but lacking the will to do what is necessary to see the desire through.

Aaron’s gymbership is why he can’t afford gout treatment.

by Jk318 May 26, 2021

gymcel

A subtype of incel. Common advice the general public gives to an incel when the latest explains his bad experience with the dating is: grooming more, hitting the gym and work on the incel personality.

Gymcels follow the advice of bulking up religiously in hope of becoming more attractive, however their attractiveness is often not improved significantly, since many start with a least attractive bone structure.

Gymcel can at best become a male butterface if his body structure allows it.

Darn, that poor gymcel, sweating it off in a gym 10hours a week only to find out females still find him completely unattractive.

by nopeIhope May 10, 2017