Greetings and Salutations

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello

J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011

Greet the Day

"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.

And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."

by Boatbutter September 8, 2008

Gleethenized

When the popular T.V. show "Glee" takes a good song and turns it into bubblegum crap.

-Man did you watch "Glee" last night?
-No dude, I'm straight.
-They ruined a song AGAIN. They Gleethenized it.

by PinkBombBo April 21, 2010

Geetrick

The pairing of Gerard Way and Patrick Stump, not as common as others like "Peterick" and "Frerard". It is a combination of the nickname "Gee" and name "Patrick".

Forget about Frerard, Geetrick is much cuter!

by impiercethekt July 9, 2016

Geethika

Geethika is a talented, creative, and beautiful person. She lights up the room everywhere she goes, boys dont miss this catch. But her some books and take her for a moonlight picnic and she's in love. But be careful, this beautiful flower has a fiesty side.

I want to Geethika you.

by Artwork123 July 8, 2018

Geetansh

Basically the thing to happen to earth.

Probably god. Has allot of skill.
Is basically going change the world.
Most real person ever. Never going to meat another one ever. Exclusive af

A geetansh is the single most complex and advanced being in the universe. A geetansh will generally have a even higher standard of being which is only visible to some a myth to some people a Alfie. Those who can see an Alfie are tend to be in the same power level of geetanshs but lower.

I stumbled upon a geetansh once it's energy pulled me towards. from that day I was a new person

by RealGOD27 January 19, 2018

Meet, Greet and BEAT

When you MEAT a bitch, extract her from whatever location and pound her vagina that night.

Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.

To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).

by Frankie2times March 15, 2018