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buttfuckery

Situation, activity or collection of objects considered unacceptable for one reason or another. The term is inherently plural. Usually, of, related to or to be compared with gay sex acts.
John came home to find his best friend dorking his dog, exclaimed "What kind of buttfuckery is this?".
by HeWhoHasNoFriends May 13, 2018
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Daffy Buttfucker

A pretentious connoisseur of fine art who frequently pontificates in art galleries to unwitting patrons, who often believe what comes out of this font of mad, crazy buttfuckery.
Pretentious Man: Observe the use of shadow here, and the brushstrokes there- it indicates Mufoachio's delving into the human spirit, capturing a sparkling gem of the human experience.

Museum Curator: You there, remove yourself from the premises, you daffy buttfucker.
by Fuinernel February 25, 2010
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buttfucker

One who rides the asses of other men. As in one who inserts a penis or vibrating dildo up the butt of another male. For fun. Oh my. Homo, anyone?
That little manslut buttfucker gave me his big one! He just grabbed my ass and rammed Johnny Horn over and over until he sprayed his gayness all over my butt.
by ArcticFox January 3, 2004
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Gunfucker

Gunfucker/Gunfuckers is an insult typically aimed at Americans.

A term for someone who gets sexual pleasure from guns.
1 Those American rednecks are such Gunfuckers!

2 That dirty bitch is a Gunfucker!
by Sharkieofthemidworld July 30, 2022
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goatfucker

Another word for a goatee. Legend has it that in ancient day Rome when a beard was a symbol of power and manhood, when a man was caught fucking a goat, the villagers would hold him down and shave off the sides of his beard, leaving him with what today is known as a goatee. Then all the villagers would know that this man was a goatfucker because of the 'goatfucker' he wore on his face. This would bring the goatfucker much shame.
Ancient Ex:
Roman 1: "Last night Palonious fuckith his goat"
Roman 2: "Then we must shameth him and force him to weareth the symbol of such an act, so that all will know."

Current Ex:
Guy 1: (pointing at guy 2's goatee) "Hey man, what's up with the goatfucker?"
Guy 2: "I grew it so I could savor the flavor of your mom's snatch for days."
by albert007 July 12, 2007
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Bohemian Buttfucker

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.
by bohemianbf June 22, 2011
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Buttfucker

Fuck him, hes a buttfucker
by Nick November 27, 2003
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