Guelph pronounced "Goowelff". The leading Canadian city for producing granola type same sex couples who like to bathe in their outdoor showers while feeding their backyard hens. Mostly gym teachers, these people graduate to careers on the city council so they can vote on how to return the city to the early 1960's. Guelph also has a large Asian community that are not allowed out of the west end. When they do manage to tunnel out, they enjoy acting tough and threaten to "stick you". Whatever the fuck that means.
by Colon the 3rd October 11, 2013
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Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both
Me: Guten tag!
Friend: Does that mean pack a bowl or hello?
Me: ja
Friend: "ja" what?
Me: ja to both
by Psyska October 23, 2013
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A man that lives for his stomach. Typically this individual will seek Gentelmans Jack to increase the size of his gut. This is the male verison of a boobie-do, meaning his gut sticks out further than his boobies-do.
Uh oh, Gutly is back at it again.
Hey Gutly, stop eatting and drinking so much.
Mommy, why is that gutly man pouring gravy all over his belly?
Hey Gutly, stop eatting and drinking so much.
Mommy, why is that gutly man pouring gravy all over his belly?
by Ziggy37 June 1, 2011
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Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
Puto San Guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the Spring, and tries to suck thier penis. According to the legend, if Puto San Guelo sucks your penis, you will become impotent (or your penis will shrink, or you will become gay -- there are several variations).
To protect yourself from Puto San Guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter ("ball cup").
When I was younger, my Latino freinds used to tell me of the Legend of Puto San Guelo. Some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
by Pseudo Wisdom May 7, 2013
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1) Did you see that game last night? I had Arizona State giving four. They were up by 6 and Cal came down to hit a last second three to cover. I really got Gutilla'd.
2) Don't Gutilla me and take the same game I took tonight. I never win when you jump on my games.
2) Don't Gutilla me and take the same game I took tonight. I never win when you jump on my games.
by ASU123FUofA March 17, 2010
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