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Gurmeet

Indian Origin, meaning: Friend of the guru (one who is regarded as having great knowledge); therefore, it can only be assumed that Gurmeet has many connections that are deep rooted. He is an intelligent, handsome, and betimes mysterious man with a silken tongue.

Crossing him may result in your immediate disappearance, exclusion of your picture on the back of a milk carton; a picture he likely took himself.

Brownies may be your only salvation from his wrath.
"I didn't tell Gurmeet that I drank his last soda at work and when I woke up in the morning, I was naked & alone in the Arazona desert!"
by Thornless February 3, 2010
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Greetz

A term often used incorrectly by non English speaking people who insist on "greeting" people at the end of their message.
i fond this rly kool website called urban dicionary. the place is gr8 i learnt english from it!

greetz!!

mohammed
by Vincént Ahmed June 30, 2008
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Meat and Greet

When two parties knowingly meet each other for the first time (most likely over the internet), knowing that the key reason is to have intercourse.
Friend: "So what ever happened with that girl that friended you on Facebook?"

Response: "In simplest terms, Meat and Greet. Meat with an A"
by TankDongNouce February 23, 2011
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Grimace of Greeting

A weird face that sends a greeting or hello to another person without speaking, usually a friend or good acquaintance. While the nod of acknowledgement (sic) is used primarily between men, this is acceptable use for both genders.
It is not a symbol of respect, but a friendly way to give someone a little attention, usually when there is not time to stop and chat.

Not advised to be used towards superiors, stuffy people, or strangers, as the face will result in puzzlement of the receiving party.
I passed Katy in the hallway on the way to Physics, and we exchanged our grimaces of greeting, as I had two minutes to get there.

Johngave his grimace of greeting to an intern as class began and only got a concerned look in return.
by DasRaskalKing December 31, 2009
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A Scottish Greeting

Chad : What happened to your face?
Mike : That guy gave me a scottish greeting.
Chad : Yeah I hate does
by Jonpol January 3, 2020
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Greetings and Salutations

FUK YUWH”
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"Greetings and Salutations"
"hi Just Diggie"
by Determinate May 13, 2021
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People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.
"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."
by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005
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