Greetz 

A term often used incorrectly by non English speaking people who insist on "greeting" people at the end of their message.

i fond this rly kool website called urban dicionary. the place is gr8 i learnt english from it!

greetz!!

mohammed

Greetz by Vincént Ahmed June 30, 2008

greetz 

Used by hackers for shoutouts.

GreeTz to: z3r0, expl0it, teh 1337 crew

greetz by expl0it February 3, 2008

greetz 

greetings or hello

most people wont undersand you but they will still prob say hello back.

me: greetz bish!1
you: uhhh ok? hi?

greetz by illicit March 31, 2005

greetz 

Another term for 'hello'

Greetz, how are you today?

greetz by Advis September 2, 2004

greetz 

A fucking stupid way to say hello, used mainly by seven year old girls. Also used by pedophiles when attempting to groom the aforementioned children.

Man: "greetz"

*FBI swarm in, man is arrested, world becomes a better place.*

greetz by Just Ali March 30, 2008

extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.

“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”

extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetrum 

Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.

Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.

Woman: 'Is he okay?'

Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'

Greetrum by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021