Gunch

Greasy lunch.

I think a freight train ran me over, I need hangover food- let's go grab gunch at that nasty ass wings place around the corner.

by Shantastical July 22, 2011

Gunch

Noun. A person who is a grouchy, bitch, cunt.

Anna: "Alice is so mean to us. She's a dirty gunch!"

by Jskstb February 8, 2010

Gunch

A slang term for ejaculatory fluids, particularly sperm.

"What are you having for lunch?"
"Did you just say gunch?"
"Dude, gross."

by SmashBrother4 April 19, 2016

Gunch

To strike, or be stuck in the testicals.

When Timmy piched the baseball at Fred, Fred swung too high and was gunched.

by Stuart Funk December 25, 2007

Gunch

The worst of the worst. The lowest of the low. Absolute scum. Can be replaced with the phrase "Gunch Muncher".

"You're literal gunch, man."
"Shut up, you gunch muncher."

by coldfingers October 17, 2017

Gunch

A penis that is incredibly long, yet very very thin.

Wow, that lad has a proper gunch on him.

by GunchMaster98 February 2, 2019

Gunches

1. A gazillion bunches.

2. A lot
3. A large amount of something.

1. Thank you gunches.
2. I love you gunches.
3. I have gunches of bunny rabbits.

by Deavii February 19, 2010