gummy bear

code word for a condom

"...not unless you brought some gummy bears"

by AndrewMichael May 20, 2009

gummy bear

1) 'An act easily preformed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmacutical haze, with her teeth in the glass. Straddle her wrinkled mug, and ram your naughty boy down her thread. Blowing your jack down her withered esopogus. If she wakes up tell her she for got her pill and you were helping her.'

2) Alternate Variation: "As she is waking up turn around, stretch your ass cheeks apart and start screaming at her, like a wild talking asshole."

Source: O&A Show

"I'm going to the senior citizens home and going to give someone a gummy bear."

by SJr October 11, 2005

gummy bear

a fat cock covered in hardened jizz that forms a smegma like substance and becomes sticky

no gags just sucked the gummy bear

by mariosantucci2 May 30, 2009

gummy bear

A small ball of partially dried semen. it is sticky and gummy to the touch and therefore resembles a pineapple gummy bear.

gross, you have a gummy bear on your stomache! semen sperm cum

by treerat89 January 5, 2010

Gummy Bear

When someone has big gums and little teeth, making them look like a little kid.

Man that chick has some serious gummy bear.

by Shootwithshakes September 19, 2011

Gummy Bear

Large guy who is known by his adorable and unthreatening look and demeanor

Jason is a bad influence but all the girls think he's a gummy bear.

by Honeymeister Hoona Chickey August 27, 2016

Gummy Bear

The Australian way of pronouncing Gun My Beer. An action in which normally happens at parties where one will through a can of cheap beer in the air and shoot it with a gun splattering beer on many peoples faces.

Yo Edward, Gummy Bear. *splash*

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018