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guitar hero 

A game played at Best Buy with the intention of impressing people walking by. Even though no one really cares.
Hey they have guitar hero here. You wanna go play it?
Nah there's no one there to watch me.

See that score of jordan on there? I got that shit.
Cool....don't really care.
guitar hero by jordannn selacs December 24, 2007

Guitar Hero 

Def 1: A popular multi-platform game franchise in which you play songs on a psuedo-guitar shaped like a Gibson Les Paul. In the fashion of Dance Dance Revolution, different colored "fret" markers come down the screen at you, prompting you to press the corresponding "fret buttons" and strum the "strum bar" to play the corresponding note(s). Naturally, as with all things that get really popular, really fast, Guitar Hero gets a lot of criticism, mostly from those that have devoted their time to learning to play the real guitar. However, the people that the guitarists are making fun of aren't all those who indulge in Guitar Hero (aka GHero). They are making fun of the...

Def 2: Guitar heroes (a guitar hero, refering to a person). A guitar hero is a person who believes that mastering a song in GHero (or even, in some cases, just being able to play it in GHero) is just as good as being able to play it. Naturally, this kind of mind-set is usually limited to basement dwellers and furrys, but some guitarists think it applies to all those who play GHero. That, naturally, is not the case. All those that truly are guitar heros should, instead, become an heros.
Def 1 Ex.
Joe: Dude have you played Guitar Hero?
Schmo: Yah, it's awesome.

Def 2 Ex.
Joe: Man Schmo is such a guitar hero.
Bob: Yah I know... what a fag. He should off himself.
Guitar Hero by Mr Wulfgar January 10, 2009

Guitar Hero 

A fun music video game that has gameplay involving you picking a song and playing it on a guitar-shaped controller. However, some people get it in their head that just because they can beat "Through the Fire and Flames" on expert makes them the next Dimebag Darrell. Thousands of YouTube videos prove this. Honestly, if you can play "Iron Man" on expert in Guitar Hero, that's nothing to really be proud of, it just proves you play too much. If you can play flawlessly on a real guitar, on the other hand, that IS something to brag about.
Actual guitarist: Why press buttons on a piece of plastic when you can play the real thing?

Gamer: rofl stfu u n00b i can play through the fire and flames on expert guitar hero so im 90 times better than u roflmao yea what u gunna do bout it

Actual guitarist: Go suck a fat one
Guitar Hero by WPH15 July 31, 2009

Guitar Hero 

A game that for some odd reason people seem to find amazing.

It has no realistic approach to teaching people how to play a REAL guitar, it gives kids a false sense of being able to play an instrument, they go and start a crappy band, realize it is indeed crappy, they end up shooting up drugs, get HIV, and die...

All because some ridiculous game.
Person 1: DUDE! I just got the new Guitar Hero!

Me: Which version are they on?

Person 1: 5932!

Me: Oh...can you play the guitar yet?

Person 1: No. ;_;
Guitar Hero by Da Milkman June 4, 2009

Guitar Hero 

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.
Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

Guitar Hero 

A word which, when mentioned, causes insecure guitarists to moan like cynical old people.
'Have you played Guitar Hero ?'

'No thats rubbish, I can play a real guitar. You just play that because.... blah blah blah