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guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
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Guilhem

Guilhem comes from the south of France version of Guillaume. Usually blond hair men, Guilhems are commonly gifted with amazing imagination. Very smart and spontaneous, they are also quite skilled for play with words, especially for cursing. So theyre quite evil guys, but still sexy.
Watch out ! Here comes a Guilhem !!" "OMG look at his butt
by Cotycot December 15, 2010
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Guilherme

The million-dollar man knows all the big boy words and is liked by everyone.
A: That Guilherme is one smart cookie.
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guildie

A reference to a fellow guildmate in an online game.
Soandso is a guildie of mine, because we're in the same guild.
by Gibbley August 14, 2005
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bearded lady of guildford

A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!

Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
by Spider-man 3 November 8, 2007
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Guallah

Guallah is a cultural group that prioritizes individual rights and loyalty. Their leader is also called Guallah. Guallah members are called mongolister and are known for being very faithful.
Hi! I am a member of Guallah!
I love Guallah!
by Cardboardianboxhead January 10, 2023
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Gubalini

A small Knit Hat worn atop the head but above the ears.
"Hey I just got back into General Lockup and they're gonna let me out in the Yard. I hear it cold out there so I better wear my Gubalini."
by EyeWanna-Fah-Q January 4, 2010
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