Guesturbate

Masturbating when a guest in another's house. Carries extra shame but oh so naughty at the same time!

My aunt put me up in her basement for the night as I traveled through town. Couldn't sleep...I tested the bed for creaks, then naturally I guesturbated. I'm pretty sure I pulled it off without detection! yet at b-fast I couldn't help but wonder if she was looking at me funny....

by bartear October 26, 2016

Guesseneuh

Someone that is always confused with what's going on.
Pronounced as guess een nee uh

"Hey Guesseneuh!', said Bob
"What?" replied John

by PeopleLikeToBullyMe April 4, 2019

guerilla MSN

The act of logging in to MSN Messenger (or some other messenger service), opening a conversation with another person with the sole purpose of cursing them out, and then signing off before the other party has the chance to respond.

Kimmy says:
fuck you

Kimmy may not respond because he or she appears to be offline.

by C.T. May 22, 2005

Guest towel get-a-way

When it becomes necessary to exit a chick's apartment via the window because you realized too late that you are drying your ass and junk with her "guest towel" after bangining the shit out if her"

I wasnt paying attention and i had to make a guest towel get-a-way. Man I dont know which i left messier, her or her goddam linens.

by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012

guess i'll just go fuck myself

When somebody ignores/pretends you don't exist. Almost as if they're telling you to go fuck yourself, but without actually saying it.

Person 1: Hey there! How are you doing?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Soo.... what's up?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Well I guess i'll just go fuck myself, then.

by nonr_ February 11, 2019

Guerrilla Warfare

When a small irregular force takes on a large regular force through the use of hit and run tactics, the element of surprise, sabotage, destroying the enemies line of communications, etc.

For guerrilla warfare to work, the insurgent army must have the full support of the inhabitants in the area in which the guerrilla forces are trying to liberate. The enemy is also the source of the guerrilla army’s ammunition. Guerrilla is Spanish for "little war" and it originated with the actions of small bands of Spanish soldiers who fought against Napoleon’s French army in the Peninsular War (1807-1814).

by Dancing with Fire July 8, 2011

Buffer Guest

A buffer guest is a close friend that you invite to a party ten or 15 minutes before the rest of the guests are scheduled to arrive. This guest or group of guests is meant to 1) make it seem like the party has already begun and good times are to be had and 2) make it less awkward in case someone you don't know particularly well arrives before everyone else.

I invited Jona over as a buffer guest in case Tim or Josh came over early, because I don't really have a lot in common with them

by violentfemme May 2, 2009