Garvey

A style of condom with a twisted texture "for her pleasure."

Yeah, we went all the way - but I think I left my Garvey in the sleeping bag.

by Buuuh May 19, 2009

Garve

One who enjoys eating and food in a way that is not understood by the common human

Dude, he just mowed that buffet and is ordering a pizza. He must be a garve

by King Garve May 10, 2011

Gurveer

Gurveer is the most handsome man you will ever see.He can take your Bitch in under a heart beat but he is a short mother fucker

You can not compare to gurveer

by Pussy destroyer 420024 February 21, 2019

garans/guarens

for sure; in agreement; guarenteed

can also be used as "garens ballbearens"

"are you going to the beach today?"
"garens!"

by volcomdoll April 22, 2004

Garvey

garvey- adj.: anything rugged and rustic, such as spear-fishing, building large fires, and being a natural badass. Etymology: Modern English, that of Shawnee National Forest

Example: You just dressed like an Indian and speared a raccoon? That's so garvey!

by redwoodmp December 7, 2010

egyptian garvey

When 10 large Egyptian men form a circle jerk around a woman in a sphinx costume, and one by one they nut in her eyes, ear canals, and nostrils. Shortly after, the men take the woman to the top of one of their pyramids and sacrifice her toes to the Egyptian semen god by cutting them off and each eating one of the toes. Once the toes have been severed, the two eldest men get to eat the big toes to prevent any arguments among them of who will get the honor of eating the big toes. After this, they perform the ceremony where they turn a young boy into a man. They get the boy from the village who most recently reached the age of twelve to ride on the woman's back all the way down the pyramid. If the boy doesn't fall off while riding down the pyramid, he is transformed into a man. Although if the boy falls off at any point of the ride, he is fed to the camels. At this point, the woman is dead. They harvest her kidney to sell on the black market if it is not too damaged. Then they cook the woman to make stew for the village. This process is repeated weekly to feed the hungry villagers

"It's about that time again for the next Egyptian garvey." "Yeah, I heard Ma'nakhtuf gets the chance to become a man. He's growing up so fast, but we shall soon see if he is a true man like his father Rehu-erdjersenb."

by inlovewiththejuul September 27, 2017

guaraved

the state of being at once bewildered and bewildering, lacking comprehension and being incomprensible, confused and confusing.

"so how was the game?"

"sobering reality, it is. sorry?"

"what the hell are you on about?"

"sorry mate, just guaraved for moment there."

by melissaness May 30, 2006