Gruning

Having sex and dancing at the same time. Derived from sexual mating practices of grunion. Grunion are known for their very unusual mating ritual. At very high tides the females come up on sandy beaches and dig their tails into the sand to lay their eggs. A male then wraps himself around the female to deposit his sperm. For the next ten days the grunion eggs remain hidden in the sand, but at the next set of high tides the eggs hatch and the young grunion are washed out to sea

I was gruning all night at prom with my date.

by Grunin June 26, 2008

Gronion

Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.

Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.

Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.

Ship's Doctor:

'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.

Sailor:

'Is there any cure?'

Ship's Doctor:

'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'

by Albert Woods September 27, 2007

grungion

noun. a grunge onion. someone who is so filthy they exude grease. a person who always looks sweaty and out of breath. also, a butter grungion is like a sweatier grungion.

1. "dood, why don't you buy some shampoo, wash your forehead, and stop being such a butter grungion?"

2. "oh man, i feel like such a grungion, i gotta wash up or a copy of superunknown is about to fall out from uner my arms."

by jamieloo April 13, 2010

grunions

A little bit of something, the last parts of a whole, almost gone.

Sabrina "hey Nusun you got any herb?"
Nusun " yeah but i am down to the grunions, just flakes and thc."
sabrina" damn"

by xylena June 26, 2006

grunson

the indididual lines or wrinkles that circle your anus.

Marie let me poke her grunson last night.

by jozy7 October 13, 2008

grunions

crumbs tidbits leftovers morsels

the bag of chips were already eaten, but i will go ahead and finish the grunions on the bottom of the bag

by sexy redhead April 1, 2007

gruniunate

to make a really disgusting mess.

oh god, you gruniunated all over that animal.

by Noah Tyner March 11, 2004