Gruber

A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.

Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!

Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.

by I get the ladies January 19, 2010

mr. gruber

Noun. A man who seems to think that health is supposed to be a real class, who thinks he is the hottest shit in the world, and who thinks he is liked by people

Also... Verb. To be put into health class.
(to be grubered)

Mike: What do you have next period
Tim: I've got Mr. Gruber, damn it.
Mike: Hahahaha. You got Grubered

by Bingo Bango Champ October 4, 2010

grubdick

A term used to describe an uncut penis. Namely the fact that it looks like a grub.

Can also be used to denote a person with an uncircumcised penis.

You must be careful with your grubdick, lest it become infected with noxious cock-cheese.

by Sparky Manhattan June 30, 2009

grubelnik

PENIS SO BIG HE NEEDS TO BE CAREFUL NOT TO STEP ON IT.

DAM Grubelnik, That's a huge ass penis

by JustANormalBigDickDude September 24, 2018

grubadubdub

The art of acquiring exquisite eats, whether it be a thirty dollar lobster roll in Faneuil Hall or In N Out burger on the beach

It’s time to get some bomb ass motherfucking grubadubdub

by YOURLOCALKUSHMAN January 4, 2019

grubered

When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.

Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!

by quickslvr November 14, 2014

Grube Syndrome

1. When the electricity goes out, and people who have been used to always working begin to freak out.
2. When people used to constant electronic access, lose their devices (temporarily or permanently) and go through rapid withdrawal.

1. Ann: Have you seen the way Bob has been acting lately?

Jake: The power is out. What do you expect? It's Grube Syndrome.

2. Robby: Why is Andrew acting so crazy?

Allen: His parents took away his laptop because he got a C in Economics. He's going through some serious Grube Syndrome.

by millenialwatchdog April 29, 2011