Cougar-groom

Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed

Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!

by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011

groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

Groofer

Aka “Ibiza groover”. Someone in Ibiza who is grooving

Example : wow... she is some groofer !

Wow... she is some groofer !

by Groofer March 10, 2021

sasha gromova

There are absolutely no words to describe such a wonderful, special person! She the kind of person who you can talk to in any situation. She’s the girl who you would come for advice on choosing different foods. Sasha Gromova brightens up your day whenever you see her! She’s a person to share laughs with, she’ll always comfort you, and she’s a girl who will always stick with you. She’s got your back whenever you need it. She loves to cook and is a great athlete, especially in volleyball! If you have a Sasha Gromova in your life you are truly blessed. Never let this one go because you’ll never find anyone like her!

Omg is that Sasha Gromova! She’s soooo coool!

by shamelessjoe August 21, 2019

grood

A mixture of both "great" and "good" used by the Cheerleader in Teen Girl Squad (issue/tissue#4). Seemingly originated from a spelling mistake by Strong Bad.

"Grood! I mean... good. And great. Great and good."

by Me. Who else?! September 17, 2003

groom the dog

a term used to describe when a male spruces up his overall crotch area.

Even when Marvin wore shorts it was quite obvious he didn't groom the dog.
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Tina was quite pleased with Timmy's dog grooming. "There is nothing like a man who rocks the Vicious V and grooms his dog so well."
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by _Derek_ October 18, 2007

grooda

comes from the word grood it is used as a RESPONSE when the word grood has been said; it can also be used as a substitute for grood when you are speaking to a large amount of people.

1.) Person 1 - "How are you?"
Person 2 - "I am grood!"
Person 1 - "Grooda!"
2.)"Hello and welcome! We will all have a grooda time today if everyone listens..."

by Morea March 26, 2005