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Groom Kong

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The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
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Groomer

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James Charles is such a groomer. This is like the 10th time he gets cancelled for it.
by Xenia Mathers April 6, 2021
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groomsbride

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Person 1:What a beautiful wedding
Person 2: yes but what a shame, the poor groomsbride is a whore
by Kyoudon February 4, 2014
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The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.
My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.
by MERKS June 27, 2014
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The inability to type intelligible words or sentences, particularly on a smart phone device. This inability stems from a number of factors to include: 1). Your fingers are too fat to operate the device properly. 2). You are too drunk to operate the device properly. 3). You just don’t know how to spell or type to begin with.
WTF was that message you sent me, I could not understand it. You must have had a serious case of Groos-Fingers.
by McPeePee November 6, 2010
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Cougar-groom

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Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed
Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!
by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011
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ok groomer

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A term used when Onision is on his bs again
Onision: *posts anything on twitter*
The entire internet: “ok groomer
by donttouchme December 7, 2019
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